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doucheplz

... is a douche
57 Watchers40 Deviations
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Explain this to me:
How do I only have 1,781 pageviews total when my 40 deviations have been faved 1,050 times?  That seems like a very odd ratio - not enough pageviews based on the number of faves.  Not enough.  Not enough.

In other news I LOVE THIS HOLY SHIT (watch the video at the top of the page) www.presidentplease.com/
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Worst deviation

1 min read
I'm looking for the shittiest deviation you can find.  This is not a contest, I just find bad cosplay and things of that nature amazing.  Or just a bizarre deviation.  The worst one I found is so bad I can't share it.  Actually I just can't find it.  

There's one deviant I follow that draws penises on everything, even doughnuts.  That's the kind of shit I love.

That is all.
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Tell me the weirdest thing about you.  Weirdest of the weird wins a special PRIZE OH MY GOD WTF.  Two weeks to tell me starting..... now.

P.S. I wish I had a subscription BIG SALTY TEARS I'm a fuck'n loser.
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Vagina

1 min read
People keep assuming I'm a guy based on my stamps.  I'm not.  I have a vagina.  It shoots confetti and everything!

*confetti explosion*

Kids love it!  And parents appreciate it as a wholesome family activity.

Everyone, quick, frolic beneath the shower of vagina confetti!

Wait, what?
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BAAAAAAAAALLS

1 min read
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*coughgasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLSS

This valuable journal entry brought to you by too much caffeine.
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