doucheplz

Explain this to me: How do I only have 1,781 pageviews total when my 40 deviations have been faved 1,050 times?  That seems like a very odd ratio - not enough pageviews based on the number of faves.  Not enough.  Not enough. In other news I LOVE THIS HOLY SHIT (watch the video at the top of the page) http://www.presidentplease.com/

I'm looking for the shittiest deviation you can find.  This is not a contest, I just find bad cosplay and things of that nature amazing.  Or just a bizarre deviation.  The worst one I found is so bad I can't share it.  Actually I just can't find it. There's one deviant I follow that draws penises on everything, even doughnuts.  That's the kind of shit I love. That is all.

Tell me the weirdest thing about you.  Weirdest of the weird wins a special PRIZE OH MY GOD WTF.  Two weeks to tell me starting..... now. P.S. I wish I had a subscription BIG SALTY TEARS I'm a fuck'n loser.